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missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

#Jesus


gayartmemer666:

bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

as an ace/grey person i can also attest to this

#ace

#dis bitch

#pacific rim

jinlian:

my favorite moment in all cinematic history is when an enormous robot the size of a skyscraper picks up a battleship and smashes it into a giant sea alien’s face. god bless pacific rim


#dis bitch

failbag:

acetoudou:

who comes decides Who country who comes this to

imagine how is touch the sky

failbag:

acetoudou:

who comes decides Who country who comes this to

imagine how is touch the sky


Do you ever remember that the marauders were only twenty one years old at the end of the first war and then stare off into the distance for a while

#twenty one year olds fighting this war #twenty one year olds playing spies and hiding secrets and planning #or course there was mistrust among them #they were twenty one years old they had no idea what they were doing #only that they were trying to fight for a better future #twenty one years old!!!! #idk maybe it's because I'm 21 right now #and the thought that I'm their age right now just boggles me #I can just imagine what they were feeling #their fear and heartbreak at suspecting one of their own #and then a child being thrown into the mess!!! #like holy shit

Yo the real questions we need to be asking though is why in the world did the Evans family give their first daughter a horrible name like petunia and their second a nice one like lily like you’re just asking for there to be jealousy issues there


How come when you enter someone’s memories in hp it’s not just seeing and experiencing their memory but you can go by other people and listen to them talk and stuff

Like how in snapes worst memory harry could leave snape and go stand by his father and sirius and watch James doodle l.e. on his page and listen to them talk about their owls like snape wasn’t anywhere near them especially by the lake he was reading like way off and couldn’t have heard him but it’s still his memory so I don’t get it

#I mean besides jk just wanting to do the flashback #and show all the marauders



no need to worry. it’s all good, sherlock.

no need to worry. it’s all good, sherlock.

#dis bitch

mecha-bun:

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again


sirius black is my favorite character and I talk a lot about how I’m him in my friend group but really if you had to say what character is me I’m tonks. like I would rather be sirius obvs but when you compare traits and attitude and everything we’re definitely the same person like I even have purple hair and I’m a hufflepuff and her jokes are so on point with mine like even just personality wise I’m probably the most like her over all other characters 

but one thing for sure whether I am sirius or tonks in the end it doesn’t matter because either way I’m gonna fuck remus